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jack off

I bet you just went on here to see what sexual meanings people put on here for things you already know
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Jack and Hannah

literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.
jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass

jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
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Stupid ass jack

This nigga is an absolute dumbfuck. He gets 0 bitches and constantly hets bullied at school. Nobody likes him and the very thought of him grants displeasure. He leaves a trail of misery and idiocy every where he goes and has the iq of a carrot. Jack is the type of guy to call a boy with his girlfriend “sus” he thinks that everything is a meme and will t-pose at funerals. He’s an over shrimp dicked nigger who gets butt raped by every homesexial Pakistanis
Person 1: is that stupid ass jack?
Everyone: “kills themselves because of the thought of jack”
by Negroslayer69 July 1, 2023
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Jack Jansen

Boring guy, no fun. Mini-Hoop king you will get dominated.
John: Turtle neck sweater.
Jack's mom: hey son "Jack Jansen".
by John3482 November 30, 2022
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Jack

Jack is guy that will steal ur ex's. Chat up every girl u get with he is untrustworthy and a piece shit
by Sucichldjdhdh January 9, 2020
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Jack matthewsd

When you like to get analed by ticket touters
I like to get Jack matthewsd
by Lucasm February 12, 2021
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Jack Quaid

Jack Henry Quaid is an American actor. He made his acting debut with a minor role in the dystopian film The Hunger Games (2012) before his breakout role as vigilante Hughie Campbell in the Amazon Prime Video superhero series The Boys (2019-present).
Jack Quaid is set to play an undisclosed role in Christopher Nolan's upcoming movie OPPENHEIMER (2023), starring alongside Cillian Murphy, Robert Downey Jr., Matt Damon, and many more.
by pacificshell50 August 27, 2022
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