john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass

why are you being such a john cummings

by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019

Cum Quat

Is a semi hardened/dried up accumulation of male sperm.

Is a name used towards a person in a negative light

You can be such a " Cum Quat" at times, you know that?

by RI Red August 01, 2021

cum biskit

A woman that opens her legs up to much.,so her clit looks like when you cut a bisckit or dinnerroll in half,and you know how a dinner has that butterery smell,it the puss,has that distinct stank to it

Bro!!,that girl is a fuckin cum biskit,shes soaked probably the whole football team in the flour alone,thats not counting the crust,

by Brokewhiteboy2000 March 17, 2018

Cum Shock

The act of dying whilst masturbating

My grandad died from Cum Shock

by CUMMET April 25, 2022

cum 7

Not just cum. Cum 7. Lucky Number 7, but cum. It's all cum.

Alex: Cum?
Me: Cum 7.
Alex: Cum 7.

by Your mom got oofed January 04, 2022

Cum blanket

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with

You might not want to touch that cum blanket

by User7372649 January 07, 2021

Red Cum

Red Cum looks like sauce, It isnt

???1: Lol look at this Sauce it tastes great

???2: DUDE! THATS NOT SAUCE THAT'S MY RED CUM

by ZiaDoodlez February 01, 2022