vertical monkey mouth

The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .

" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "

by CYPF. March 26, 2017

monkey getting a haircut

the funniest meme ever to be conceived by man.

"Hello my fellow black male, what is the best meme ever created?"
"Monkey getting a haircut, NIGGA."

by Jet watcher February 24, 2018

Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

Monkey Tea Break

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.

John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.

by edphooey January 12, 2012

Gay Little monkey

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
he lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

My name is Nathaniel
but my friends call me retarded
My dad left me, I was supposed to be ‘barted

I have a disease, most likely I’m diabetic

They hate on me cause of my child fetish

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook (Bruh)
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky (Bruh)

I miss Jah so much, just like Daniel's name
Cause Jahseh is so kawaii, he’s dead I feel ashamed
Michael Boatwright, fuck you
I can’t believe you done this
He meant everything to me, I am so fucking swaggy

Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

This is a certified hood classic

Gorg is a Gay Little Monkey

by Nevsterb April 19, 2021

Irish Monkey

When an individual drinks a Mickeys 40 or 32 oz (they aren't going to make the 40's anymore :-( ....) down to the bend in the glass and then proceeds to fill it up with orange juice. In the tradition of what many call a brass monkey (or a dirty brass monkey in my opinion) as mentioned in that wonderful Beastie Boys song.

Mmmm its 95 degress outside today, I could really go for a delicious Irish monkey. I haven't had any vitamin C today.

by Atraylen November 27, 2011

Ketchup is basically monkey

If you think about it... just think about it

Ketchup is basically monkey
U can stove bott of em up yo ass

by Dankulator July 13, 2020