left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025

Gruby hand

A term for a person or organization that takes money from people without any concern with how that will affect the people they take it form or for anything else, and is excessively greedy.

They say I owe my ex-wife thirty thousand dollars.
Yeah,here comes that gruby hand.

by Judge dredd7 March 16, 2012

hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.

Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!

by allnighter23 August 22, 2016

Bird Hand

A gesture unconsciously used by women to make people listen, mostly men, without any question. It's like the Italian hand gesture but pointed forward like pecking the receiver. It's the last stage before clapping while speaking when she's on the verge of frustration.

Person 1: "This woman in the video who talks about what men should do sure do a lot of that hand gesture."
Person 2: "What gesture? Oh, the bird hand?"
Person 1: "The bird hand?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's like a pecking gesture to force someone to listen to her ridiculous opinions without question. It's like being henpecked."

by PaWokesAreTheWorst June 25, 2025

Licky hands

When one of a certain genre has palms that have the moisture of a camel and one uses their tongue to lick the area of ones hand

Rory had hands and he licked them so therefore he had licky hands

by Joelthebeast13345 March 12, 2021

mustard hands

When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.

Damn bro I got mustard hands.

by Garshy June 26, 2020