monster eye

red, irritation of the eyes, usually accompanied by excretion and discomfort, which looks like the eyes of a monster

Sara has monster eye from her allergies.

by anth from cleveland December 14, 2008

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding

Within The Rain, I See Eyes Waiting And Bleeding

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

eye gwap

A watery or thin mucous discharge from the eyes. The crust that collects at the corners of your eyes when you sleep.

Look at that huge wad of eye gwap on your dogs eye.

by lagniappe December 17, 2010

Champagne Eyes

The type of eyes you can get lost in. Not necessarily light in color but have the look of being lit from within . They can make you feel giddy & light headed like the fizzy drink they’re named after.

“Farmer John, I’m in love with your daughter- the one with the champagne eyes.”

by Mister. Eee December 27, 2023

Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

Spider Eyes

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.

"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024