1) I ate super spicy food yesterday, and my shit-eye still hurts from many toilet visits!
2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.
Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?
2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.
Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?
by alternativelogic July 21, 2021

a way of making a guy look you deep into the eye in order to get laid
By pretending something is wrong with your contact lenses
By pretending something is wrong with your contact lenses
by Hruthwoods September 21, 2021

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by Davinail May 27, 2023

When your driving and don't want to be caught rubber necking while passing an accident so you just use your eyes instead of turning your head.
by Bauseman1 May 28, 2025

by shh_.111 December 22, 2022

The way Tana Mongeau describes everything in her relationship in the hope to make it look like a joke so people might think she is less annoying.
by Liserttgr November 2, 2019
