IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
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Get the n-word mug.When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.
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Get the N Word mug.Where one drunkenly ejaculates on the floor and waits for their partner to slip on the floor, landing on their face, then, while their partner is bleeding on the floor, they proceed to buttfuck them till loss of consciousness.
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Guy: Hey babe look
Girl: *looks and sees he has tucked his dick in between his legs*
Guy: *laughs*
Girl: *got fucked and then saw it tucked*
= Fuck n’ Tuck
Guy: Hey babe look
Girl: *looks and sees he has tucked his dick in between his legs*
Guy: *laughs*
Girl: *got fucked and then saw it tucked*
= Fuck n’ Tuck
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