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John Viney

A DILF - Sexy AF middle aged man with calf muscles crafted by god himself.
Oh he’s a John Viney with legs like that!
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John Manley

Man wit da greatist yutube channle out der named SouthernBear
Man John Manley got cool ass yutube channle
by TippierGnome84 January 30, 2020
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John

John can be annoying sometimes but he is the sweetest, most honest, loyalist, caring, funniest, heartwarming, most unique, calmest, intelligent, adventurous, most talent, realist, and all in all the best person you could ever meet. Frankly even on his bad days you wouldn’t be able to tell because he’s always making people laugh and somewhat trying to spread positive vibes, his smile and his presence is enough to make the whole room light up he’s quite at first but once he gets used to everything he is a complete vibe.
“John is such an amazing person he’s always striving for the best and he inspires me, one day I want to be like him.”
by yamommaho May 20, 2022
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john chadley

J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong
Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant
by Normal British child August 29, 2020
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The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010
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John K

When you fuck the living shit out of Steven Kyle Blake
Why did you just John K it?
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John Updick

The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike
"Hey did you finish the essay?"

"Yeah, but I was getting a John Updick the entire time"
by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017
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