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Flak monkey

This is the asshole newb in Unreal Tournament Games that uses the flak cannon excessively , because its the only weapon he can use. Of course this being that splash damage does all the work. Anything with any sort of AIMING involved would clearly be to his/her detriment. Either way, He SUXORS
by [GWoS]Bahamut April 22, 2004
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share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
by jose Smose June 24, 2007
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monkey woo-woo

An empassioned cry of exaltation.
Monkey woo-woo! I totally outran those cops!
by Jimmy Tango April 20, 2005
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Monkey Fun Stuff

Used in turn of the word "Feces" or any other appropriate slang words
Man, that Monkey Fun Stuff smells somthing horrible.
by Gubby Hernandez December 6, 2007
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anti flange monkey

A person who does not like anything about the vagina.
Joe: did you bang that girl last night?
Norman: no!

Joe: you anti flange monkey
by I know nothing really! March 21, 2015
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Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug
To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana
by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018
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Monkey D. Ruffy

MONKEY D. RUFFY

Ruffy .... is a person who can't exist in the reality. You want to know why...? ok I will tell you the reason. Ruffy is somebody who don't give up. He doesn't care how hard his dream is or how the others advise against it. He just tries it even more. If his opponents insult him or make fun of him, he can only laugh about it. BUT... IF someone dares to tease or attack his friends, he will finish them. Because his friends are the most important to him. And he is funny too xD... and especially very very very VERY dumb. But sometimes he says something clever, however unconsciously. Ruffy is very kind and special too. He always keeps my heart beating. When he cries i have to cry too... and when he laughs i have to laugh too. In the end he is just RUFFY. Yeah he is so special that it's name itself is the appropriate adjective. That's why I think that he can't exist in this world because he is too good for this world.

I could write a whole book. No.
Much more about him but I think that 's enough.😁

If you are interested at him just watch the best anime in the world : One Piece💕.
There are many more special people.
"You can hit me, you can kick me, but if you touch my friends, I'll kill you!"

"As long as, I live I do not let you attack my friends."

"If you don't take risks, you can't create a FUTURE!"

~Quote by Monkey D. Ruffy
by Anonymo💕 March 31, 2018
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