by Xprehd36 April 18, 2018

Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)
Definition 2: On John
Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
Definition 2: On John
Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023

Person 1: who tf is john
Person 2: big man glasses hair
Person 5: That's the most john guy I've ever seen
John: John
Person 3: that John owes me money, he is known as Johnny Debt
Person 2: big man glasses hair
Person 5: That's the most john guy I've ever seen
John: John
Person 3: that John owes me money, he is known as Johnny Debt
by SinfulMicrowave February 25, 2023

Johns are an interesting breed and are quite versatile, with the name serving as various euphemisms. Phenotypically speaking, Johns can be quite varied, but the most coveted among ideal women is the John that has recently emerged from some sort of existential crisis. One will notice this highly prized type by his interesting mix of dorkinness and raw masculinity. When not kayaking or rescuing damsels in destress, you can find a John jetsetting around the country to fix things. He fixes things, big things, machines that are important to industries which in turn help make economies run.
After paddling herself in circles in the kayak, John told Beth that he would save her if she flipped over. It was in that moment, that she knew what the hype of catching a rare Pokémon felt like, for she had spotted the rarest of Johns.
by A&Please me June 17, 2022

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY
by DKO1 December 15, 2019

by Dave1928 February 25, 2017
