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Double Dutch

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025
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double tap

To fire aimed fast rounds to torso center mass. Frequently followed by a head shot to the head.
The agent shot the terrorist with a double tap and a head shot.
by English Cocker March 7, 2015
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Double Faced Entendre

A Person Who Has Two Different Sides. One being a Devil, and One Being An Angel.
Woman: *does something good and then something Bad*
Man: You Double Faced Entendre!
by Num7392 October 20, 2021
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white double standard

An action that is excusable for white people but unequivocally condemned for non-whites.
The white double standard:
White extremists: "Those are just a few bad apples who probably have mental illness".

Muslim extremists: "All muslims should take responsibility for these attacks and we need to ban all of them from entering the country."
by jtiger August 19, 2017
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The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
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Double Whammy

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.
Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.
by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020
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Double ended accordian

When two men simultaneously please eachother, while touching tips.
Let's pull our pants down and perform the double ended accordian
by That24vdude June 7, 2022
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