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King of Clubs

A slang term referring to a situation where a man dates an exceptionally attractive and stunning woman who not only tolerates but actually enjoys seeing him date other women in her presence. This term derives from the imagery of a club's hierarchy, where the man is metaphorically elevated to the status of a "king" within the club setting due to his ability to attract and entertain multiple partners, all while maintaining the favor of his primary companion. This dynamic is characterized by the woman's apparent confidence and security in the relationship, often defying conventional expectations of possessiveness or jealousy.
"Did you hear about Sarah and Jake? Apparently, she's totally cool with him dating other girls in front of her. They say she's like his 'king of clubs.'"
by BlondieeRichy June 19, 2024
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The Feminist King

I AM THE FEMINIST KING
"ARE YA CUCKIN ME, YA BETTER NOT TURN ME INTO A CUCK YA HEAR"
by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024
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true king

Something a bogan calls himself to make him feel better for having a shitty life.
Hey! True king here!
by John Anderson 1 April 27, 2025
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King Tabingo

A legendary ruler who runs his kingdom like a perfectly dysfunctional command economy. Under King Tabingo’s reign, every citizen is required to follow his “Five-Year Plan,” which changes every five minutes. He controls all production, distribution, and even the national snack supply—usually to make sure he gets the biggest portion. Known for giving extremely dramatic speeches about efficiency while personally causing 90% of the inefficiency. Subjects fear his most powerful decree: “Because I said so.”

Despite the absolute rule, King Tabingo insists his leadership style is “collaborative,” meaning he collaborates with himself and then announces the decision to everyone else.
“Bro, our group project turned into a command economy the moment Tyler started acting like King Tabingo and assigning everyone jobs without asking.”
by zvlr December 5, 2025
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