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Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person
person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah
by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024
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Second Hand Taste

When you get your pop culture taste from everyone around you and have no acquired taste of your own. You're just a shell wearing, listening and watching things because they're currently popular, and that's all you are.

You put in no effort to even browse for your own taste, to the point of even going onto a page from a tag from bandcamp, just in case you'll be judged for not liking it.

You are the true meek of society.
This dudes got mad second hand taste, he listens to suicide boys cause he wishes he did heroin but he's even to scared to do that. What a poser. What a pussy.
by Gul'Mannoroth January 26, 2020
mugGet the Second Hand Tastemug.

hand rub

Rubbing a penis with your hand
by Han rub August 12, 2017
mugGet the hand rubmug.

right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
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Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passive in the south. By Haley
Oh wow, Haley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding
by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022
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you got the best hand

You doing better than me!

Your life is pretty good now.

I'd like to be I. Your shoes.
How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!

If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!
by Onin2 October 29, 2020
mugGet the you got the best handmug.

Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it
After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December
by 1december🖐 November 27, 2019
mugGet the Left handed 1 Decembermug.

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