negotiating the pussy

1) an act where a man tries to cock block the next fellow who is about to sleep with the woman he is about to break up with/ leave town/was only fuck buddies with.

2) an act where a man who is lacking lead in his pencil is trying to slow the inevitable union of another man with the woman he could not satisfy.

3) the feigned act of a cuckholden man that is trying to protest the lust drive between what he thinks is his woman and the cock she wants.

Look clam jacker, the two of you may have had something, but that is clearly over, so stop negotiating the pussy and get some cheetos because you are not killing this game!

by ~namaste~ January 7, 2010

pussy bitch

someone who wont eat a donut hamburger

summer's a pussy bitch for not eating the doughnut hamburger

by 33333tessa August 23, 2014

pussy wimple

a pussy wimple is a bloke who is gutless and religious at the same time

by supastew August 26, 2003

im a pussy

in a game of ring of fire the rule master makes the rule: at the end of every sentence u must say im a pussy if not u must drink. promise a good time and more then likely a few groupies will be saying it to u for a few months after. but they are really hott so its doesnt even matter.

jovi: yes im the rule master and my rule is at the end of every sentence u must say im a pussy

april/claire(my groupies): yes i love this rule im a pussy

jovi: yea i kno ima pussy

claire: yea ur such a pussy ima pussy

april: hahaha ur a pussy im a pussy

jovi: no ur the pussy im a pussy

claire: haha now ur the pussy im a pussy

u get the point

by nick aka bon jovi October 21, 2008

Booty Pussy

When one male friend calls up another male friend for a booty call, even though they are straight, the asshole that is fucked becomes a "Booty pussy".

"Dude, I'm bored and Horny, let me come over and fuck that booty pussy of yours. Ps I still love chicks"

by The Duke of Alcatraz April 7, 2009

pussy cunt

used to describe a gay man who has a fetish for women's genitals. A term used to describe a man's sexual position in phone sex with another gay man. The man who is a pussy cunt will describe his ass as being a vagina. Denoting the fantasy of being a bottom and have the ability to have a clitoral orgasm and/or the ability to get pregnant through homosexual intercourse.

Although Joe was completely homosexual, he described himself as a pussy cunt while hunting for sexual partners during phone sex.

by Steven2Boston April 4, 2009

Noise-Pussy

n. A good description to use when one simply cannot tollerate the volume on an audio player of any sort, and complains about it, in the same whining sound that a vagina makes during sexual intercourse.

"God.. Turn this Mindless Self Indulgences off... It hurts my ears."
"Don't be such a noise-pussy, Brian."

by Robert Akins June 24, 2004