raw dog specialist

One who is an expert at raw dogging the hoes and not getting them pregnant.

He never uses a rubber when he fucks. That's a raw dog specialist right there.

by Vino_p September 9, 2015

Southern chili dog

When done properly, said person takes massive hot shit in between another persons ass cheeks, then proceeds to step two. Where he/she uses his or her endowed penis to fuck the butt crack filled with shit.

While wiping my ass my finger poked through the shit paper causing me to become increasingly horny, but my wife would not perform anal on me but was eager to give me a southern chili dog.

by TURDLANDER October 7, 2016

Corn dog boner

When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.

Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!

by DrRobot October 22, 2015

Hot Dog Lung

An illness often onset by the insertion of one's genitalia into the windpipe of your bitches throat.

John: "Yo dude my bitch is hella bad."
Jared: "You better watch that bitch before she catches some Hot Dog Lung motherfucker."
John: "Oh shit, I forgot it's hot dog season!"

by Dr. Cuck BBCMD June 23, 2019

hot deckity dog

Derived from "hot diggity dog", this expression is used by a backyard cook when a wiener falls from the grill onto the deck.

Gerry bending down with tongs in hand: "Hot deckity dog! I'm gonna have to exercise the five second rule on this wiener"

by Peter Bear J May 11, 2019

mole faced dog

Creepy doggo with a friking mole bruh

That stupid mole faced dog

by Yahsjdjrjr October 10, 2019

Is my dog sleeping

When the dog is dead.

Is my dog sleeping?

No it's dead

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020