one hand jam

Masturbation,one handly Eagerly Pleasing yourself

He's been in there for awhile, he's probably doing the one hand jam.

by Emazingjrow February 1, 2018

Hande

a hot,smart,beautiful,strong independent woman usually tukish or middle eastern and a great kisser

hande is so beautiful

by turkishgirlwitharabicroots October 17, 2018

Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.

Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

by The Pirate of Pissants August 27, 2013

Keep Your Cane Hand Strong

Keep Your Cane Hand Strong is a movement dedicated to serving the blind and visually impaired community empowering individuals with knowledge as well as the skills necessary to be self-reliant and interdependent.

Charlie told Sammy to Keep Your Cane Hand Strong when he was upset about his blindness.

by The Brassknucklebeauty October 17, 2021

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

hand banana

another term for dick...

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.

by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024

HAND

A place where people can go to get away from the terrors of the world and live in a place free from queers and drug addicts. Prescription drugs allowed.

I’m tired of this world. I’m moving to HAND.

by Wowser97 March 2, 2021