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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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duffle cat

A person that lays on your lap and keeps you warm. Purring is often heard by the person laying on the lap.
"I want a duffle cat to keep me warm on my long drives to the Viking's games at the Metrodome."
by EquateJersey October 5, 2013
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cat's tush

A small piece of hair under your bottom lip.
You have a cat's tush under your lip.
by Dellach October 20, 2013
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Cat Waster

A male who is monumentally successful in engaging in coitus with a large number of female partners. Clearly an allusion to going through pussy like people change their socks.
"Wow! Eric lost a shit ton of weight and got his ass in the gym and muscled up. That guy's a fuckin' cat wasting *machine* now!" <or> "That guy's super popular with the ladies...he's a real cat waster.."
by silentsabre June 19, 2012
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Kitty Cat Baller

A damn cool, laid-back female (loves gangster rap music)

Coined by Tigerlily in her song "Kitty Cat Baller"
There were a whole lot of bitches in the club last night and only one kitty cat baller.
by TigerlilyRadio August 23, 2012
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wapus cat

A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.
Hey Pam you better watch out for the Wapus cat, I hear they go for the blondes first.
by Randy Lahi August 29, 2012
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Gay For Cats

A sexuality involving a feline partner
"I love my cat, Austin! He's my EVERYTHING!"
"Oh. You must be Gay For Cats!"
by Gayforcats101 January 1, 2012
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