Monkey Things Up

When you are a lifelong racist, and you are running for governor against a black man, and you accidently let the mask slip, and you choke on your dog whistle on national television.
“He is impressively articulate for someone trying to monkey things up in politics” some republican candidate accurately portrayed
by DogJoe August 30, 2018
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Flak monkey

This is the asshole newb in Unreal Tournament Games that uses the flak cannon excessively , because its the only weapon he can use. Of course this being that splash damage does all the work. Anything with any sort of AIMING involved would clearly be to his/her detriment. Either way, He SUXORS
by [GWoS]Bahamut April 22, 2004
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share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
by jose Smose June 03, 2007
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monkey woo-woo

An empassioned cry of exaltation.
Monkey woo-woo! I totally outran those cops!
by Jimmy Tango April 20, 2005
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monkey vomit green

The color of tractors built by the Oliver tractor manufacturing company of Charles City IA in the mid 20th century.
I never understood why they painted their tractors monkey vomit green but it sure is ugly.
by 1066 fan January 27, 2018
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anti flange monkey

A person who does not like anything about the vagina.
Joe: did you bang that girl last night?
Norman: no!

Joe: you anti flange monkey
by I know nothing really! March 20, 2015
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Gay Little monkey

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
he lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

My name is Nathaniel
but my friends call me retarded
My dad left me, I was supposed to be ‘barted

I have a disease, most likely I’m diabetic

They hate on me cause of my child fetish

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook (Bruh)
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky (Bruh)

I miss Jah so much, just like Daniel's name
Cause Jahseh is so kawaii, he’s dead I feel ashamed
Michael Boatwright, fuck you
I can’t believe you done this
He meant everything to me, I am so fucking swaggy

Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid (Bruh Bruh)
Fuck soldier kid

What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky
What a dog and a yearbook
Gay little monkey
He lookin’ kinda fresh
He lookin’ kinda funky

This is a certified hood classic
by Nevsterb April 19, 2021
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