an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous

You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.

by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020

Fuck your girlfriends ass day

Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.

Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day

by Duderruder February 20, 2025

KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021

I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

by NiborB524 September 23, 2016

I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020

graid your ass

Threatening a hoe that you will fight them.

I will graid your ass if you keep talking to my man cheese.

by Deeryeee. May 21, 2011