Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014

Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))

by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022

Wizards trick

When you are about to nut and you spit on her back and she turns around and you cum all over her face.

I did the wizards trick on my bitch last night

by Bobbypog August 18, 2021

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Wizard's Dick

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.

"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"

by Jelsho April 21, 2018

The wizards tickle

When you’re sitting on the John doing a #2 and the turd causes a splash of cold toilet water which proceeds to hit you in your butthole, usually accompanied by a “ploop” noise

Damn that was a huge deuce, totally got the wizards tickle from it (shudders) lol

by Rotorboi87 January 12, 2022

Jizz Wizard

Where Harry Potter is the master of jizzing

Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*

by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016