Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013

Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

Wizard's Dick

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.

"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"

by Jelsho April 21, 2018

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))

by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022

Wizards trick

When you are about to nut and you spit on her back and she turns around and you cum all over her face.

I did the wizards trick on my bitch last night

by Bobbypog August 18, 2021

dirty wizard

A cocktail only drunk at after parties and originally named after a particularly douchey and dull Harry Potter lookalike. The cocktail is made from three ingredients: Jack Daniels, Robinsons Summer Fruit Cordial and tonic water. It is disgusting.

"What did you throw that Dirty Wizard away for, you rotten bitch?" "I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU ONE IN A MINUTE!"

by GaJa Williams June 27, 2012