Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

Whatever

A weird way to say "Hello" in the ship of fools server

Whatever, Fellow fool!

by Meckabone March 7, 2023

Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger

Literally whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger as simple as that

Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi

by lol xd xd 123 456 November 21, 2021

whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025

[Whatever fills your pussy]

If it makes you happy, go for it

She: I'm going to shop for Lipstick at Macy's
He: Whatever fills your pussy.

by mossiears March 20, 2014

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

Do whatever Owen says month

Izzy- It is may so i must do whatever Owen says

Do whatever Owen says month means during the month of may you must do whatever he says

by Owen987 April 16, 2023