Wet Tug

Giving yourself a feverish, orgasmic wank job in the shower, pool, lake or other body of water.

Carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. Rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.

Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2016

Wet bet

Wet bet can be best described as whatever you want it to mean

If someone said "I just found 100$ dollars" your response would be "that's a wet bet" or if they said "I just lost 100$ your response would be "dang man that's a wet bet"

by The wet bet April 5, 2016

Wet Spermy

After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.

"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."

"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"

by Shellbot1 October 7, 2013

wetted a 3

The act of making a three in your defenders face. Preferably, luckily in the face of a former NBA role player, such as Kareem Rush. Then proceeding to tell your friends about it, claiming there is video evidence of your, "wetting" but never follow through because you don't know how to work a phone.

I wetted a 3 in Kareem Rush's face yesterday... I'ma try to upload the video now.

by -Faizon- July 20, 2011

wet bruce

To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after.

"Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce."

by Methuselah Perrywinkle January 18, 2009

Wet Wanda

When someone takes their finger out of a girl's vagina and then inserts it into her ear. Like a Wet Willy, but with vaginal mucus instead of saliva.

That girl from the party wouldn't sleep with me after I gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.

by Nirkit! November 2, 2008

Wet Billy

When you suck your finger, make it really slobbery and stick it in a persons bellybutton.

I'm going to give him such a big Wet Billy if he spits in my food again! >:@

by ColdSauce October 4, 2010