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piss trout

Piss Trout; 1). n. A dead fish that has been pissed on by multiple people. 2). v. A game played by Canadians where a group of people piss in a dead fish and the last one to finish has to cook and eat said fish.
1). "Wow Billy, sure smells like a urinated on salmon", " You mean a piss trout?"
2). "Jimmy finished last, he has to eat the piss trout!"
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Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
by IFSATG March 26, 2021
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trout

A younger man (usually 10 years or more) who is sought after by a cougar.

Rainbow trout is a gay man sought after by a much older gay man.
Gayle was cruising the bars looking for a trout to bring home for the night.
by twoboxman December 28, 2009
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Trout Scouting

The act of purposefully seeking out women with the intent of sexual intercourse.
Broham-"bro, lets do some trout scouting at the beach today bro"
Brohas-"yea bro you're such a trout scout man"
by Denver Rawlings March 8, 2012
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Trout Kiss

A trout kiss is a series of small, rapid kisses that can be sent through the air, or applied to the forehead, cheek or, more romantically, on the lips.

It’s an innocent form of affection that’s suitable for couples, while being silly and sweet enough to be family-friendly.

It’s called a trout kiss because the series of kisses causes you to make a fish-like face.
Daniel estimates that he gives Julie somewhere between 50 to 1,000 trout kisses per day.
by Joness Jones February 19, 2025
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Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.
My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!
by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019
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peace trout

Peace out for us hillbilly Rebecca who live down out the beaver creek
by Hotchicas February 9, 2018
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