Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.

"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"

by The Tracy's September 6, 2022

Toot

To ask if someone wants to hear your horn or other wind instrument.

Toot that horn

by Word stock February 15, 2026

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend at dinner so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026