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Saggy Turkey

A sexual act done while fisting a person (male or female) where you turn the inserted hand and open fingers then quickly thrust the hand inside the anus or vagina. While preforming this make a turkey gobbling sound the recipients flopping balls and penis (or breasts if female) will resemble the gizzard of a turkey.
the gobbling sound emitted from Matt's room indicated that he had finally preformed the elusive saggy turkey on Phil's anus.
by CoxHall Master October 30, 2007
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Going Turkey

Going harder than hard. An updated and more bad ass version of "going ham". This term is not to be used lightly, for it surpasses going ham.

It may include but is not limited to: Drinking insane amounts of grain alcohol till you can't hold your own head up, puking while drinking and then continuing to drink, no sleep, mass amounts of illegal substances, moonshine, hunch punch or absinthe may be a factor.
After 8th shot of 151... "Bro, I am GOING TURKEY tonight!!!!!"
by motorboat26 August 25, 2011
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Turkey Box

A rather saggy vaginal opening - akin to the neck of a turkey, or in some cases a ham sandwich.
"Mavis' Turkey Box looks like a bag of giblets, guy!!"
by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008
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turkey bandit

"We would have some turkey sammiches for the trip, but the turkey bandit got them."
by corn master October 2, 2002
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Hairy Turkey

Act of gobbling like a turkey while performing oral sex on an a (unshaved) woman.
"She didn't think it was as funny as I did when I gave her a hairy turkey"
by thatguy@someplace April 12, 2009
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turkey girl

A girl that isn't really serious relationship material but serious enough to bring to family thanksgiving. Chances are she will be gone by Christmas.
Is Greg still with Turkey Girl from Thabksgiving?

No, Greg called it off and is single AF.
by kendallcm December 27, 2016
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Beach Turkey

Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".
That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.
by Stinky August 31, 2017
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