tornado emergency

When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."

"John- it's not looking good out here."

"Jebsy, what does it-"

"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."

"Shit, got it."

Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.

by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022

Tornadoed

The past tense of a tornado.

It tornadoed a few days ago.

by Mrs. Peacock June 30, 2025

Italian Tornado

When someone is making a pizza and they twirl the dough in the air.

Bro 1: Hey, that chef is doing that thing where he spins the pizza dough in the air!

Bro 2: You mean the Italian Tornado?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. K Jr. Sr. III August 5, 2021

Tornado Wedgie

A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.

Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!

by Funk Jones April 26, 2014

Dirty tornado

When someone eats a lot of laxatives and shits while spinning around cause poop to go everywhere

Hey bro why are you covered in shit?

Dude my girlfriend wouldn’t shut up so I made her do the dirty tornado

by Chloe.λπλ March 14, 2021

Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser

"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"

by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022

ohio titty tornado

while at an orgy, the man reachs over and slaps the titties of the girls on both sides of himself, in a fast motion.

also known as the Ohio Titty Twister

"i was at an orgy and this guy slapped my tits so hard it hurt" "yeah ... thats an ohio titty tornado, duh"

by Kennman November 12, 2013