The Skin Grab

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky

Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.

by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020

Ass Skin

What happens when your ass is sun burnt and it begins to peel. The skin that peels is known as "ass skin".

"Marissa's ass is burnt so she is peeling her ass skin"

by Brad1832 November 2, 2013

Hotdog Skin

The type of skin pro wrestlers had in the 80’s and 90’s that resembled an uncooked hotdog.

Ron: Hey Bobby! Did you see that wrestling match between Flair and Hogan?

Bobby: Oh yeah! Both guys were so tan and oily with their hotdog skin!

by RBumgarner October 30, 2019

skinning that mule

Beating the crap outta your fuckin meat

“Ayo!!! Reed got caught skinning that mule”
“Ayyy!! Richard quit skinning that mule”

by RedSpade17 May 5, 2022

Skin Helmet

The head of a penis

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!

by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021

skin satellite

a satellite used by the US government to keep track of african americans

Person 1: How did they know he was in Utah?
Person 2: They used the skin satellite.

by metro boomin want some more June 6, 2021

Burrito Skin

Noun
US
informal
slang

-flour tortilla wrapper

Typically used by impoverished or uncultured American citizens to refer to flour tortilla wrappers.

Jerry keeps eating my burrito skins. How am I supposed to make burritos?

by TheDoktor February 3, 2017