Microwave Owl

An owl that went through a microwave. (What do you think?)

that microwave owl went through the microwave!

crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TheWorstDefiner April 28, 2024

Putting the Owl in Bowl

When you have gone too far, you have put the owl in bowl.

No way, he put the owl in bowl!

Is it true!? She said you putting the owl in bowl.

by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025

White Owl 🍺

The reason you look forward to every evening, every weekend & the definitely the reason you love hanging out with friends! Legends say that drinking this magical Brew will instantly transport you to the best memories of your life and will also be the reason for World Peace One Day!

Its been a hard day, really could do with a White Owl 🍺 !

by Leonoe November 23, 2021

Owling

Owling (noun): A unique activity encompassing elements of sport, hobby, and victimless mischief. Owling involves the deliberate act of acquiring a substantial quantity of identical, aesthetically unpleasant, or offensive items, which are then clandestinely hidden throughout an individual's living space. The target of an owling, commonly referred to as the "person being owled," is subsequently challenged with the task of locating as many of these concealed items as possible within a designated 24-hour period. Upon the completion of the allotted time, the individuals responsible for the hiding of said items are obliged to provide the person being owled with a beer for each proven discovery.

Mike: Down for owling Joe’s house tonight?
James: Ohhhh fuck yeah.

by Everything burns August 27, 2023

Owl Fan

A celebrity, influencer, or person who claims to enjoy every type of music in order to appeal to their audience, friends, or social circle—often without genuine preference.

“She says she listens to everything from country to K-pop, but honestly she’s just being an owl fan to keep her followers happy.”

by Khalil Qm August 17, 2025

Mama Owl

A former teacher who makes tik toks about situations in school from requests sent to her. She acts out these requests and one of her tik toks went viral because of the way she acted out an embarrassing situation.

“You’re going to pay your penance now” -Mama owl

by Stella_ July 3, 2024

Mornight Owlings

Two existing people;
With different pasts,
Different hearts--
And in two months
Changed the present,
Turned from the past,
And now are looking
Right into the future
With hope in their eyes.

"What are we?"
"Uhm. . . Mornight Owlings!"

"I. Love. You."
*silence...*
"I love you too."
*finally breathes*
"Aw, I wanted you to say it first."
"Haha, what?! You're so silly."
"Yeah, I wanted you to say, 'I love you,' and then I was going to say 'I love you too.'"
*Girl thinks -- "You had it all planned out?"*

by xoxo,rsy November 21, 2010