hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.

"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"

by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021

Nuked

When you're so high that your eyes aren't opening and you're pretty sure you died.

Someone: Jason are you asleep?
Other Someone: Nah. He is nuked though.

by Joe Ivy September 27, 2019

Nuke

A large highly explosive bomb that explodes on impact leaving radiation

Kim Jong un:Send nukes

Nudes*

My bad

Emergency warning: Bomb threat detected in Hawaii seek Immediate cover this is not a drill

by Ahh, Yall got some trash? January 31, 2018

Danny Nukes

He is the sexiest baseball player you've ever seen. He hits baseballs like a mofo. He gets too many bitches he can't handle the hordes of females following him. Massive cock too.

Damn bro Danny Nukes has such a Big Cock.

by akslaj;flkj May 23, 2022

Shamp-nuke

The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.

My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.

by DreamingPichu June 2, 2020

anal drug nuke

The victim shoves every item considered to be a "drug" in their house into a condom. They then add a firecracker to the condom, and add a fuse sticking out of it. The condom is then inserted into their anus and the fuse is to be set a blaze. The goal is to absorb the drugs directly into the bloodstream.

Josh: "Dude, why do you look so fucked right now?"

David: "Bro, I just did an anal drug nuke. Im so fucked."

by galaxydick December 7, 2025

Nuked

Bombing an area with a nuclear bomb.

America nuked Japan

by VirtualNuke February 11, 2021