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sub lt jar

A really annoying person who’s a bit of a freak
Person 1: ‘Oi, help me carry this box I’m about to drop it’
Person 2: ‘no lol get good
Person 1: ‘such a sub lt jar’
by Local Vietnam vet September 22, 2022
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Jam Jar-ing

To over over elaborate unimportant details in a boring story or event.
"I really enjoyed talking to Steve but when he told the story about the roller coaster he kept "Jam Jar-ing" about the person behind him".
by Barry48 August 12, 2021
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Poop Jar

A secondary way of hiding/storing your poopy from your mom. Usually stored under a bed.
- So did you make the poop sock?
- No.
- Where is it then?
- In a jar, a Poop Jar
- Nice.
by Mr. Breast June 3, 2023
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cum jar

a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"
by cyberfxngz January 1, 2024
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JAR JAR JU JA

Use to refer to someone who is respected above all others.

Used to describe the way someone fills about someone(love, hate, etc)
I respect my dad who is my JAR JAR JU JA.

I jar JAR ju ja that girl/boy.
by Ludickrious May 17, 2021
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos October 4, 2016
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