by Bob jeff duder January 23, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke Luke is a guy who starts sweet but turns sour like a prune. He realises that he’s not going to get what he wants from you *cough cough* sex *cough cough* and because of that starts spreading stupid rumours. Then when you are in a relationship you’re so uncomfortable that you can’t breathe knowing the only thing to get away from him so you break up with him and because of that he starts making up even more rumours and makes fun of you like nothing that you and him went through was real
by Sassymcsasser123 January 21, 2018
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.
Im a luke
by Saxome April 15, 2020
Get the Lukemug. An amazing boyfriend funny cute can get annoying but will stop when asks knows and keeps all your secrets and is a great friend any girl or boy would be lucky to have a luke as a best friend or have a relationship with one they are the most loyal people on earth and will do anything to make you laugh/smile even if they have to tickle you they will just to make you happy😂 If you cant tell Lukes are the best
by Anymnousperson July 14, 2018
Get the Lukemug. Hey here comes Luke.
He's so hot.
Yeah but he has a small dick.
Yeah I know
You've slept with him too?
Yeah everyone has.
He's so hot.
Yeah but he has a small dick.
Yeah I know
You've slept with him too?
Yeah everyone has.
by ASMALLCHICKENNUGGET December 9, 2016
Get the Lukemug. A dude that looks like Post Malone. He often exaggerates the truth but never lies, he doesn't care enough to.
by frickmynameisnterika February 26, 2019
Get the Lukemug. A absolute sex god that you can beat your meat so fucking hard that your leg will be num and can make girls squirt without trying. A happy lad with a huge dick
by Loganluke November 14, 2017
Get the Lukemug.