Two-Texting

When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.

Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.

by Zarbuck August 26, 2020

two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

two loafer

A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.

They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.

Yup, a two loafer for sure!

by Eljaybean January 7, 2011

Audrey two

The hottest man eating plant from any medium

Audrey two ate the lad like it was a chicken dinner

by Turpus July 24, 2020

Twenty two

The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win

They gonna catch twenty two for fucking me over

by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021

Two spacer

Someone who inserts two spaces after a full stop when typing meaning someone then has to delete all the extra spaces after. Also known as a double spacer or scum of the earth.

Oh no, we just gave her the job and then realised she's a two spacer

by Angrytypist May 20, 2017

Two four

Slang for A 24 pack of beer, mostly used by Canadians

Eh bud I’m gonna grab a two four really quick, want Tim’s?

by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021