real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 21, 2017

the real skinny

The complete truth about a situation.

He wasn't sure what was going on, so I told him the real skinny.

by Flyin' Dutchman June 8, 2014

A real tool

Sexc guy

A wise man

Best streamer
Prob named jayden

Ur suach A real tool

by Smart mf March 11, 2021

keepin it real

A phrase coined in the black community that has devolved from behaving with a sense of maturity, integrity, and pride to just acting ignorant and combative at any given time.

Guy 1: "Ey yo son, that cracker gave me a funny look so I punched him in his face."

Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"

Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!

Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."

by pops87 March 26, 2010

Are Dogs Real?

Yes.

"Are Dogs Real?" - Jim
"Dogs are real, Jim" - Someone talking to Jim

by Dr. Sago January 31, 2019

The Real Steamer

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.

I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!

by The Real Steamer September 30, 2020

Real Madrid

Real Madrid are a club based in Madrid, Spain. They are competing in the top flight of Spain (LaLiga). Arguably one of the best clubs in history, they boast a record 14 UEFA Champions League Trophies, 7 more than the 2nd placers. They also have 35 LaLiga titles. Real Madrid are known for having one of the best trios in modern football, Bale, Benzema and Cristiano (BBC). The club’s president, Florentino Perez has a policy on only signing the worlds finest players (dubbed Galácticos policy). That has since been relaxed, signing players like Vinicius Junior and Jude Bellingham. Real Madrid are known for their rivalries. One of them is “El Clásico”, where Real Madrid face FC Barcelona. Another one is “El Derbi Madrileño”, where city rivals Real Madrid face Atlético de Madrid. They are also known for their “Remontadas” (or, comebacks in Spanish). One famous remontada is when Real Madrid were done 5-3 to Manchester City, and in less than 3 minutes, Rodrygo saved their asses by netting 2 goals and dragged Madrid back into extra time, where Benzema proceeded to score a penalty to win Madrid the game.

Hey, I saw Real Madrid win the 2022 UEFA Champions League final, Courtois was a beast and didn’t let anything past him! Real Madrid have built a super team.

by foot_ballfan August 5, 2023