When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.
by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020
Get the Pulling a Tedmug. by Stankysocks December 14, 2015
Get the ted fishermug. Trump and Elon Derangement Syndrome (TEDS) refers to an informal, hyperbolic term used to describe an intense, often irrational aversion or obsession with former U.S. President Donald Trump and entrepreneur Elon Musk.
Symptoms might include:
• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.
• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.
• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.
• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.
Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
Symptoms might include:
• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.
• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.
• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.
• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.
Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
by HighlyCaffeinated February 17, 2025
Get the TEDSmug. Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.
Woman: Where are you going?
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021
Get the Ted Cruzingmug. They were tedding their stuffed animals.
by Djasa December 27, 2023
Get the teddingmug. 
ted is a fucking beauty and is jacks brother they like to get fucked up and full send shit all the time ted is also a fucking legend because he’s a farmer
by cloud sends September 11, 2019
Get the Tedmug.