How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU

The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.

Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had

Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.

Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.

Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.

A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!

by Nark1331 November 17, 2009

Screaming eagle

When doing your partner dog style out in the wilderness. You remove your penis and grab a stick and place into said partners vagina causing her to scream
Like an eagle..

Jill was being a little bitch so jack gave her the screaming eagle

by Dry fly dane September 27, 2017

Chicago Steamliner

The act of defecating upon another humans’chest region. This works best when performed on a female, so the performer may titty fuck the beneficiary.

Hey Bootz, "Did you here about Mary getting steamlined by Frank?"

by EK March 22, 2004

Steaming

The act of taking a particularly smelly shit in a warm bathroom

Craig: Damn! What's that smell?
Jon: Someone must be steaming

by jrose99 March 10, 2014

Screaming Eagle

When a dude is pounding a bitch on the beach missionary style, withdraws his cock, sticks it in the sand then shoves his sand coverd cock back into the waiting pussy.

Lance was bangin Sally yesterday and gave her the screaming eagle.

by poonanny80 November 6, 2006

screaming seagull

You take your female partner to have what she thinks is sensual intercourse on a beach. Mid way through you pull out, dip your penis into the sand and insert it back in!! This maneuver creates your female partner to make a sound somewhat like a seagull.

On kursten and I's three year anniversary I gave her a screaming seagull and she broke up with me!!

by Nick Bug October 26, 2007

screaming eagle

When performing doggystle on the beach, the male decides to pull his penis out of the female's vagina, dip it in the sand, then thrust it into her anus while holding down her arms.

Johnny really taught that cheating whore a lesson when he gave her a screaming eagle at Seaside Heights, NJ!

by Christoballs December 25, 2007