amish stagecoach

When drilling a broad from behind doggy-style, take a towel and wrap it around her neck. With both hands, pull the slit into your man meat to and fro.

Nancy:"How was your date with Rodrigo last night?"

Beryl:"We went to a movie and then he took me back to his house and gave me a good amish stagecoach."

Nancy:"Aww, shucks. Why do you get all the good ones?"

by Cheesedick Parade October 16, 2006

spiget

1: a pig's uncle
2: gothic pole dancer

1:omg, peter is such a little spiget!
2:omg, justin is SUCH a spiget!

by Eniledam May 16, 2006

shigella

When referring to your best girlfriend, your partner in crime, the one gal who understands you and all you have to offer in that chum chum you ma sista kinda way!

Hey shigella, you wanna meet me for happy hour tonight?!

by caselal July 29, 2011

Stage Manager

A position in which the 'stage manager' pushes their partner up against the wings of the stage in order to have sex with her upright. When finished they rush backstage to yell at a techie.

--I totally pulled a stage manager last night.
--Yeah, I know. I heard it from the 3rd row.

by The stage manager January 30, 2009

Shigechi

if you are treated as a " Shigechi ", you have no rights, and should feel ashamed of yourself.

Likely, you should reconsider some of your life choices.

Fuck Shigechi.

" Wow, you sure are being a dick ! "
-" Hey, listen here you Shigechi !"
" How dare you. "

by That tall guy that breathes January 11, 2020

seige

The word "siege" misspelled.

Douche: hay guyS! wana paly x hero seige?!
Guy: it's siege douche.

by yayitspawn June 19, 2008

SigEp Christmas Tree

(Noun) A 20 foot symbol of the holiday season. It has become an annual tradition to consume holiday beverages, and hunt for the tree in the wilderness. This tradition has served many people, bringing long lost family members together, aiding in the quest for a cure of all the worlds problems, and serving as a brilliant light that aids both large airliners and Santa in finding their way through the dark night sky.

1.)This year, the SigEp Christmas Tree will be bigger and better than ever.

2.)Pilot- Wow, that was close, we almost had to crash land!
Co-Pilot- I know, thank god for the SigEp Christmas tree, otherwise we might have crashed!!

3.) Little girl- "Before I saw the SigEp Christmas Tree I was deaf, but after seeing it for the first time, I got my hearing back!"

4.) Santa- Jeesh Rudolph, that was a close call. I was lost for a little while tonight
Rudolph- I know Santa, it sure was a good thing that Blitzen saw the SigEp Christmas Tree on the horizon, otherwise children worldwide might not have received their Christmas gifts!

by One of Santa's Helpers December 27, 2007