curb stain

When a dumb ass doesn’t remember the term skid mark

Glenn: *farts so loud he sounds like he shit himself*
Me: oh my god Glenn. Did you shit yourself?

Glenn: no I don’t leave curb stains

by Disgustingglenn March 22, 2020

cougar stain

When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.

Tommy still had the cougar stain on his beard when he came to work Monday.

by milly butter May 12, 2015

Lipstick Stain

You use this term when you think someone is cheating {Preferably a female.}

It's also used as another term for oral sex. {Preferred for females.}

"You're a lipstick stain."

or

"I stained the lipstick last night."

by Blesarus May 15, 2018

Brown Stain

If you are a brown stain, you have been blessed with the power of a black man and are seen as a god to other black people and have authority over white people.

White person "OMG!!!!! Are you a Brown Stain???!!!"
Brown Stain: "Yaes"

by SoggyBuiscuit21 June 26, 2018

carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...

Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...

by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018

Cum Stain

What you should have been.

Man you are a danger to society, you should have been a fucking cum stain.

by Ole Hickey June 3, 2021

Go stains

The stain on items that sometimes happens when a person ejaculates

When changing my teenage son’s bed , there were go stains on his sheets

by Roxx65 March 2, 2023