doublewide dust storm

Farting so badly that you stink up the entire double wide, often times creating a light brown haze that makes it challenging to see across the room. Most commonly happens in Oklahoma.

Damn Chad - you created a doublewide dust storm in here. No more chili dogs for you!

by The mad shatter December 3, 2018

hairy storm chaser

The phrase "hairy storm chaser" is used when described a particularly large, hirsute gentlemen who prefers the company of men such as himself, and has a predilection for analingus

Timothy is a such a hairy storm chaser. You should have seen at the leather bar after Taco Night at the Mexican restrauant.

by TinyBubbles October 8, 2010

calm before the storm

When you're holding it in, there will often be about 5-10 minutes where you really have to go, followed by another 5-10 minutes where the feeling seems to go away. This feeling is the calm before the storm, and you should take advantage of it and find a bathroom ASAP. Because when the feeling of having to go comes back, it's gonna be 10x worse.

Bob: Man, I really gotta go.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.

by ffffffffff November 15, 2006

Creeping Up A Storm

A phrase used when "creeping" just isn't sufficient to fully describe a person's sketchy actions.

Bob walked behind us and listened to our entire conversation. He was creeping up a storm.

by Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Bob November 11, 2010

Any Port In A Storm

When you fuck a girl just because its take it or leave.

Also a scene band from Garner which serves as a portable Mecca for the growing Emo population. They are extremely metal-core, AKA terrible.

Tom "Dude I had to man, she was an any port in a storm situation."
Fred "Still, why? I'd rather listen to APIAS."
Tom "Not much better dude."

by www.ushistory.com March 19, 2009

Any Port in a Storm

After a long period without sexual contact, a male's willingness to have sex with anything that moves (or doesn't).

After a week in prison, I was ready to dock my boat in any port in a storm.

by vagsurfer March 21, 2009

flying shit storm

its where you take a rolled up pair of clean or dirty socks put the end that has the opening into your spread ass cheeks fart hold for there for 3 seconds until stank has set in throw at your target stank will disperse on impact

chris got rachel & bitchface with a flying shit storm.

by Dustin Wrather December 1, 2009