monkey storm

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

by RJ May 19, 2004

t storm

multiple t-baggers targeting one sad, poor indivdual.

It's going to take 8 yards of floss to get all the hair out of his teeth from that horrible t storm

by Dr. Balkebartacomoosee August 24, 2008

meat storm

1. When a tennage girl between the ages of 16 and 19 head to the shore towns solely to hit up every night club in search of getting laid by a man using his "meat"
2. When a mass of 20 or more men enter a strip club, night club, or any other building or event at one time.
3. Category1 meat storm-20-25 men
category2-25-30 men
category3-30-35 men
category4-35-40 men
category 5-45+ men

1. Cindy decided to take off from school friday to head down the shore to enjoy the category 3 meat storm.
2. The category 5 meat storm was too much for the strip club to hold therefore, the strippers had to evacuate.

by mattnoat October 11, 2009

The Felching Snow Storm

When a man has two woman and cums in the ass of woman #1. Then sucks out his own cum and snowballs it to the mouth of woman #2.

I can't wait until we have another snow day here in Wisconsin. The Felching Snow Storm Warning will be in full effect !!!

by Steve Buchan October 8, 2008

one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 24, 2010

the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.

Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'

by [e-mail] April 7, 2011

guff storm

A large brewing of some serious guffage (fart) in the ass . Wave after wave of guffs

"Gaz was brewing a guff storm to unleash on andy's face"

by err gary hawkes April 2, 2009