Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female

What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"

by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017

Spunk Knuckle

A guy called James Murphy that runs the Property Scale Up Accelerator training company claiming to have 0 - 120 properties in 12 months and to be cashflowing on 200 in 2 years that has never filed accounts for more than a couple of grand at companies house.

🤦 ♂what a spunk knuckle.

by Martoon32 March 21, 2021

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Spunk Pit

A place where ejaculation occurs more often than elsewhere.

"Johno, stop festering in you're spunk pit of a room."

by Johno Johnson February 12, 2014

blood spunk

blood spunk could be the obvious (shaging a woman whilst its the time of the month) or just a way of expelling anger ....

arrrrrhg you fucking blood spunk .
look at yus you got fuckin blood spunk on me fuckin bed.

by Napalm Viper July 29, 2012

Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

Spunk Nugget

Spunk with batter

I'm going to order the Spunk Nugget Special

by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017