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Cal State Somethin

One of the less prestigious California State Universities(i.e. Cal State : East Bay, Chico, Humbolt, and Hayward) Acceptance to these schools is guaranteed if you have a high school diploma and a pulse. These schools often make your job aplication look worse after high school.
"Aww man I can't get accepted to any colleges with my 1.9gpa"
"Don't worry man you'll get into Cal State Somethin"
by calstatestudent April 10, 2008
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smithing

When your english teacher finger fucks herself and then smells her hand.
Me: Dude, look at Ms. Smith!
Friend: Yeah, shes totally smithing!!! Wait, is she having a riley?
by Lord Revan57 May 5, 2008
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break you off somethin

term used my rappers, to lace someone out with expensive gifts in return for sex or romantic relations
by vicky May 29, 2004
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something corporate

Imagine if you will, the boardroom of some major record company. Sat around the main table are many suited men, the suited men of the roll around in money, eat gold for breakfast type.

Suit 1: Oh no, we're not making enough money! Sales growth has slown to only 23%.
Suit 2: Drastic action is needed, or i will not be able to afford to build my solid gold house!!!
Suit 1: OK, What do these kids want?
Suit 3 (head of marketing): Well, they want more of this pseudo-rebellion, punk stuff.
Suit 4: We've got on the last count 12,034 of these bands, and they all sound the same. Why don't we try something new?
Suit 1 discretely presses a silent alarm, guards walk in and drag Suit 4 out of the building. Gunshots are heard outside.
Suit 1: So its settled, we need another band which sounds exactly like every band we have on our books already!
Suit 2: The cloning process has already begun.

And so Something Corporate is born. Offering more generic pseudopunk pop then every other band out there. Pushing out the boundaries of blandness.
The fact that people like Something Corporate means that the Western world has no hope for the future, and that the terrorists have already won.
by bastardo_bill June 5, 2004
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something about mary

when a man is goin to a club/party/date to avoid bonerisation,premature jizzin or antsyness he lugs one out prior to take off
man,thank god i had a something about mary before we left cuz that girls is to hawt!!
by graham grundle pony September 25, 2008
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southington

Despite what others say... Southington is a wonderful place to live we do have a slight drug problem but we're working on it, our police are very nice people. Our town may have some "wigga's" but at least we're not a ghetto where you can get shot for looking at someone. Our schools are very nice as i happen to attend one. We also have a great view of the sunset and we have the WORLDS FIRST amusement park Lake Compounce, and two haunted houses. We also gave away ESPN because we didnt think it would become big.
Hello and welcome to Southington

hi how are you

have a nice day

The Game

these are average southington quotes
by derek360 May 14, 2011
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someting

not everting 4 single gal like sukanda!
lol....
Sukanda is someting!
by Sukanda October 16, 2008
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