Mental Slap

When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. Kind of like verbal slap, the only difference being that mental slaps usually are an insult to intelligence, as verbal slaps can pertain to anything.

Person One - (Blah blah blah)
Person Two - ...You're an idiot!
Person Three - Mental Slap!

by More Awesome Than Thou December 28, 2005

boobie slap

To slap someone with one's boobs. Ususally only able to be done by women with larger tits.

Emma totally just boobie slapped Nolan while they were wrestling

He just accidentally got boobie slapped while fucking that chick

Go on boobie slap that bastard

by AngelFinn December 9, 2008

Smegma slap

A slap containing a delicious cheesy substance found between the edge of the foreskin and head of a dick. meant to humiliate/induce vomiting

I totally smegma slapped Steve.

by chuck-pee-cheese November 6, 2010

Homie slap

When u heterosexually slap ur homies ass

Unless you have a girl don t abuse the homie slap because u will seem gay to your homies

If u have a girl u are allowed to slap ur homies as much as you want

Guy:*slaps his homie*
The homie:*gets his ass slapped by the his homie*
Girl:"isn t that gay "
The guy:"nah i just homie slapped him"

by Ya boy stefan October 16, 2019

happy slap

A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".

If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.

by Squealpiggy October 1, 2005

dutch slap

A combination of a "dutch oven" and "bitch slap", wherein one releases flatulence into his or her own hand and proceeds to "bitch slap" an opponent. The smell is horrendous.

I dutch slapped your wife this morning.

by The Lone Appendage June 12, 2009

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005