Simp

Smythe

He’s such a simp, He wants all the putang

by SnarlyAMoney April 9, 2020

Simp

Some normie that does everything for a girl who just likes them as a friend.

Guy(commenting on the girls' picture they are in together):haha, we look so much like a couple on this
Girl:Yeah, a couple of besties ;)
A random intelectual: LoL, fricking Simp

by Mark was taken March 12, 2020

Simp

Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Puss

He a simp he left the boys on Warzone for her. She ain’t even a 10 she a 7.3 at best

by dannyc310 May 7, 2020

Simp

: going out of your way to impress someone/ falling in love with someone who isn’t in love with you/ doesn’t like you/ doesn’t pay attention to you

Dude 1: “god I’m so in love with Rachel but she doesn’t even know my name.”

Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”

by Kitty ~ March 1, 2020

Simp

A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life

Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world

Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪

Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..

by glizzator September 1, 2020

Simp

Nick Cuch is the biggest simp in New Hartford New York.

Simp

by Derek Ferrone May 13, 2020

Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020