sloppy seconds

Sloppy Joe sandwiches left-over from a previous meal.

For breakfast Tim decided to have sloppy seconds.

by cock-knocker January 18, 2003

Second Life

Second life is the landfill of the world wide web. A place to go when you want to act out a life that would otherwise get you locked up, killed or possibly leave with one if not many deadly infections. The one positive or useful feature on the website that is the fact that if you are looking for a murderer or child rapist and have the resources to monitor second life for a single 72 hour period then you are almost guaranteed to find them them there.

Did you see the news last night about the cops catching a murderer on second life?. They also found a pedo two lost goats and a guy wanted for raping a horse too.

by saharadryhumor January 19, 2015

second base

when
If you're a guy:
You're touching your female partners boobs or vagine
If you're a girl:
You're touching your male parthers penis

Last night when I was with sharron I got to second base!

by clarkey buttfunks January 9, 2007

Second amendment

The amendment that is giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment of your car, or your pickup if you live in texas.

SEEN ON A CAR'S BUMPER:

I don't dial 911. I call it on .357

(I know that a .357 isn't an assault weapon.)

by eth0 December 15, 2004

second breakfast

It happens after a very heavy night of drinking when your stomach can't handle your first breakfast and decides you should taste it all over again.

guy #1: Ya, I had a great night out until I decided bacon and eggs were the way to go.
guy #2 with excitement: Uhg! I did that once and I had a second breakfast 3 minutes later. I got it all over me.
guy #1 sheepishly: Me too. It smelled like olives and beer.

by Seismo August 4, 2007

Second Amendment

The right to bear arms

Cut off this man's arms.
This is a violation of the second amendment!

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Beauty Second

The moment in time someone needs to primp right before entering a house because they are meeting someone special, or doing something where you must look your best, such as going to a party, club, formal event, etcetera. Most of the time, taking a beauty second occurs right before getting out of a car as there is a mirror readily available. Sometimes it occurs at the entrance of where ever you are; however, the beauty second is not as effective because there is no mirror available. One could use the reflection of windows or glass doors, but someone may see you and give you the stink eye.

Girl 1: Hey girl, we're going to be late, hurry up!

Girl 2: Hold on! Gimme a beauty second!

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Naomi Campbell: (to limo driver) Give me one beauty second before opening the door to the paparazzi.

*10 minutes later*

Naomi Campbell: I'm ready for my closeup.

by beanequalsecstasy June 11, 2012