Jake is a dad, he loves to kiss his homies good night. He has a really cute situation with his teeth, and it kinda makes him look like mator from the cars franchise. This is not a bad thing, if I’m honest it’s kinda cute. To sum it up I think Jake Sanchez is a real dad and is perfect for anyone with a cars fetish
by Dummy thicc May 30, 2018
Get the Jake Sanchezmug. Maaaaane I was eatin this gurl’s booty and when I came out I hads me some dirty sanchez on ma mouth!
by Jared from Subway® June 8, 2019
Get the Dirty Sanchezmug. It’s when you take your finger and slide it across the buthole of someone named katie and then rub it on her upper lip.
by The dude’s December 21, 2021
Get the katie sanchezmug. To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.
I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.
Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
by Andrew Scriber January 24, 2011
Get the Dirty Sanchezmug. After doing a chick in the ass, you pull out blow your load on her back then write your name in poo smear on her back.
by Indabuttnobaby August 1, 2011
Get the El Sanchezmug. Person A: I can't sleep, my nose is so congested.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.
by HelzAngel September 10, 2011
Get the Vix Sanchezmug. Where feces is purposely smeared onto a persons upper lip, to resemble a thick mustache. Similar to mustaches worn by some Mexican men, hence the name Sanchez.
This has nothing to do with sex. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional as a sex act. Brian Bouldrey in Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex says the act is an urban legend as it pertains to sex.
This has nothing to do with sex. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional as a sex act. Brian Bouldrey in Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex says the act is an urban legend as it pertains to sex.
by nightshift001 August 13, 2014
Get the Dirty Sanchezmug.