Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time

"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"

by jewfish910 January 27, 2012

Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. The Naruto Runners will create shadow clones to cover the Kyles. The Kyles will break the outer walls so the Crackheads could overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap so alien cheeks

by Void_Slash April 27, 2020

Section Runners

A group of people who are very bad at a certain game. They usually call them selves “apes”, “chimps”, and “baboons”

That team “Section Runners” are pretty good although imposter “Section Drifters” also known as “stock images drifters”- foooojjiiii. Are a pretty good Competitor

by Glock June 21, 2021

Renner

One sexy beast. A fine ass, gentleman. Girls want him but he only wants one of them. A bad ass in general but still kisses his mom good night. Renner is his last name but no one knows his first name or if he even has one. when he walks through a crowd women hand him babies just to say theyve been held by the Renner. he never gets cold and when he walks into a room, it warms up.

Example 1:
Girl #1: Look at that guy
Girl #2: Damn hes fine
Girl #1: He must be a Renner, hes got 20 girls around him and doesnt even notice.

Example 2:
Girl: Did it just get hot in here?
Renner: Sorry ladies would you like me to leave?

by spamismyfavoritemeat November 3, 2011

Serial Holiday-Ruiner

someone who can be counted on to ruin a holiday, often caused by the inability to deal with stress and to deflect it onto others - be it family, or otherwise - leading everyone to be stressed out and annoyed with each other.

"Despite our plans to embark on our road-trip in 8 o'clock in the morning, we didn't manage to leave until 1pm, as my mother threw a fit and made us clean the entire house first. Everyone was in a foul mood thanks to my mother - the serial holiday-ruiner".

by IanR December 26, 2009

dexy's midnight runners

Despite being constantly termed as a one hit wonder by those not educated about the them, Dexy's Midnight Runners is easily one of the best bands of the 80s. All three of their releases are considered classics among critics, fans and those who actually know the band for more than "Come on Eileen." Their sound changed throughout their discography. They're supposidly releasing a new record in the near future. For the most part their sound can be described as a mix between post-punk, northern soul, and chamber pop.

Dexy fan: Searching for the Young Soul Rebels by Dexy's Midnight Runners is one of the greatest records of all time.
Person: You mean those "Come on Eileen" guys?
Dexy fan: ...you're a tool.

by Avant-Shit November 10, 2007

The Ruiner

To be that guy who shows up in the background of photos usually being an idiot. Also so known as The Onifer

1) The Ruiner showed up in a tree in the back of our wedding photo!

by Jeighsunne January 29, 2009