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Dirty Snapper (Romero) 

A cunt of legendary folklore. It can be found under the sea amongst the Tuna, Mackerel and Red Snapper.
The curly haired man in the sailor's uniform ate out the Dirty Snapper (Romero) on the 17th green.

Or

Romero received it doggy while Saucy Toney watched from courtside wearing his foam finger.

Or

Shawn from the park is a hippy bum who loves himself some Romero. Yum!
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Romeoville 

Despite having 40,000 people, Romeoville still calls itself a village, probably because for some reason people wont stop referring to it as, “the ville.” For its first 60 years, it was named Romeo, dooming everyone who grew up there to have to answer questions about Romeo and Juliet/Joliet. Jesus Christ.

Decades ago, it was mostly white people with bare minimum education. Thus, many jokes about Romeotucky still persist, though all the GD gas stations don’t help things. Nowadays the population is about 60% white and 40% Mexican, and it is now known for being a place where your kid is as likely to “gangbang” (aka smoke weed behind the speedway) as they are to listen to Ted Nugent. Ninety percent of the population marries someone they knew in high school and lives there until they die. Occasionally residents will intermarry with Bolingbrook (the next town over) residents they met in high school. This has resulted in the more diverse mix of citizens who barely graduated high school.
I’m going to stop in Romeoville to get gas on the way to Joliet.
Romeoville by Pdawwwwg May 24, 2018
A weird boy who thinks he is funny. He makes some very dry jokes which sometimes are funny but usually not. He laughs about his own jokes way too much, it's kind of sad. For the rest, he is a great guy, who for some reason does great with girls.
Girls 1: Have you met Rombout?

Girl 2: Yes, I think i'm in love!
rombout by Urbanmaster2000 March 11, 2019

it's coming to Rome

The reaction from Italian's and other Nations beaten by England in the 2021 Euros to the phrase: It's coming home!
(The win of the tournament)
Englishman: Football is coming home, it's coming home
Italian: It's coming to Rome

Mexican Rodeo 

When you fuck a girl in the ass and after a goood, lets say, one hour, you tell her you have AIDS, and then you hold on as long as you can like a rodeo!
Girl: Omg, fuck me harder!
Boy: Ohh yeah baby, guess what?
Girl: Mmm, tell me baby!
Boy: I have AIDS....
Girl: You WHAAAT?!!?
Runs hysterically around the room screaming

Dude, i was butt fucking my girlfriend, and then i told her i had AIDS, and then i held on like a mexican rodeo!

fiddling while Rome burns 

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).
duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<

Eight Second Rodeo 

~noun; A term used when an individual purposefully finds a sexual partner whom he/or she doesn't know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, "I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS" The object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being "bucked" off.
"I met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the Eight Second Rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard I flew back at least two feet... I didn't even make it two seconds, man."

First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."

Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."