Lemon Question

A question confidently asked by a person that has given the appearance of being knowledgeable in the subject but really is not. Can be just the two of you or can be a group of you talking.

i.e. i was speaking about a construction site with a group of people and a girl nodding along jumped in with "iv always wondered, how do they hang drywall when its raining and not ruin it?... That's a Lemon Question, derived from interviews given by Don Lemon and the numerous times he asks a "Lemon Question".

by Whonose!? April 10, 2024

lemon question

A Question asked by a person pretending to know far more about a subject then they do.

The question will not make sense and reveals how little they know.

, thus revealing how little they do know.

"i was talking to the new guy about the job site when he asked me how they hang drywall in the rain. That lemon question is why he doesn't work here."

by Whonose!? April 15, 2024

vsauce question

A Vsauce question is a question that questions reality, derived from popular and arguably the best YouTuber VSauce who commonly says it (Examples include: "Or is it?" "Or is he?" "Or was it?")

VSauce: The nuclear codes are with you, Mr President
President: Yes, yes
VSauce: OR IS IT?
President: OH NO ONE OF THE VSAUCE QUESTIONS!! WAIT WHERE IS IT!!!

by DictionaryDecimator July 5, 2024

yellow question-mark

Da "pee-pattern symbol" in da snow dat gets created by da natural movement of yer "nozzle" --- i.e., da urine-stream "starts out strong" and initially lands several feet away due to yer full and "pressurized" bladder, gradually progresses around in a sideways-curve, and then forms a straight line back towards you as da stream-force tapers off and so yer lulu progressively droops till it's eventually pointing almost straight downwards; it then makes a final separate "dot" of yellow in da spot just ahead of yer feet when you perform a "sphincter stripping" --- i.e., you tense yer bowel-muscles to "get out da last of it" --- at da end.

When visiting friends' houses where there is often a bit of a line to da WC and so I may need to unobtrusively "take it outdoors", I always move a few feet away from da porch before taking a whiz, so dat I don't gross anyone out by their finding a yellow question-mark too close to where they'd need to walk.

by QuacksO January 23, 2025

Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Terrence Question

A term used to describe a question that is asked at an inappropriate place or time, often perceived as foolish, irrelevant, or unnecessary. It tends to disrupt the flow of conversation and may cause discomfort or frustration among those present.

Example: "Asking about someone's weekend plans during a serious business meeting is a classic Terrence question."

by bakerloo February 22, 2025

RhtoreACHEal Question

A rhetorical question that hurts

"WHO TRAINED YOU?!?!?!?!?!?" Would be a RhtoreACHEal Question

"Do you ever think before you speak?" (Implying they don’t.)
"Wow, are you always this clueless?" (Suggesting they lack intelligence.)
"Do you even know what you're talking about?" (Questioning their credibility.)
"Was that really your best effort?" (Implying their effort was poor.)
"Are you serious right now?" (Suggesting disbelief at their actions.)

"OKAY??????????????????????????????????" Could even be a RhtoreACHEal Question, as it expresses so much anger and frustration

by EricLDS February 22, 2025