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squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n April 3, 2006
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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
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Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass
My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet
by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025
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ass puppet

Ass puppet

(One who is not at all real)

Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"

"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
Ass puppet Ass Other Eye candy fake
by jean3306 November 9, 2013
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Tiger Puppet

A inspiration of shark puppet who screams, curses, & appears to like water. It can sometimes talk in a British accent, over 10,000 people seen it. To be honest, they are starting to be better than Shark Puppet.
A Fan of Tiger Puppet: OH BOY I AM GONNA WATCH TIGER PUPPET! Tiger Puppet: YEAH! IM TIGER PUPPET AND I LIKE WATER! “WOTAH”
by Randomurbanidiot December 26, 2021
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Mold puppet

Mold puppet- A person(usually the local white trash whore) who lives in deplorable conditions but still stunts for social media like some kind of a poverty line baller. This person has had a lot of people in that ass but the next guy in line never cares enough,to not let her sing sweet home Alabama into the cockrophone like some Ronnie van zant bikini fan club groupie.

-mold puppet

See also :
Roast beef for certain .
And drapes match the floorboards
I wanna take her on a second date but you should have seen her house, she was a real mold puppet
by Halco man August 13, 2018
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Fuck puppet

Anyone who allows others to walk a lover them,disrespect them, and has such low confidence they are aware of this and repeatedly make the same mistake.
I used to be your fuck puppet, now it seems your mine.
by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015
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