public trouble

Getting your ass kicked in Public

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by Jdmacnmor14 February 5, 2021

Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

rock valley public school

A public school containing fakes, attention seekers, pick me’s, hicks, trumpies, stoners, and loud people. This is the school where most of the drama happens.

Have you every been to the Rock Valley public school? Well I have and now I have a massive headache from everyone in there.

by haha hey lol March 30, 2021

Publicity Stunt

Doing or saying something simply to create attention.

WB pulled a publicity stunt rebooting Superman seeming for no other reason then to change the character's ethnicity. Especially true as current actor, Henry Cavill, was universally loved in the role and had one highly successful solo movie.

by Carl Duval May 10, 2021

Public Omega

When you fling across the map in legendary football like a body omega. They were only possible 2017-2018 and caused by sandwiches. Many people have caught one like Billerbrine SushiNewb 14Avenue

Look at that dude Billerbrine he’s so black he caught. a public omega

by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 11, 2021

public drug addict

When someone is very open about their heavy drug use as if it's no big deal. Weed doesn't count since it's a pretty mild drug. We're talking heroin, cocaine, meth, ect. They'll post about it on twitter and facebook to act cool. When in reality, they look like attention whores.

FB status: Just got released from the hospital from doing too much coke!! No more drugs for a little while.

Me: Yup, public drug addict.

FB status 2: Im gonna get fucked up on speed this weekend, hell yeah.

Me: Seriously?! Not another public drug addict. *unfriends*

by Someone with a high IQ February 22, 2012

Public-Transportista

You perfect your make-up on the train/bus/tram/taxi - powder goes flying, eyes get poked out with mascara and the overwhelming smell of perfume floods the carriages nose-ways.

yeah..being a public-transportista sucks when the mascara wand impales your retina....

by Charlotta-Alice March 11, 2011